which opening is the worst?


the grob is when u move the g pawn 2 squares. the reason this is number five is bcuz it opens up your bishop and night, even tho it doesn’t do anything to control the center

the ware is when u move your a pawn two squares. this opening is okay because you can let your rook out early, but thats it. no center control, no gambits, just that.
The bird. It starst with f2 to f4. It just weqkens your king and does little to nothing for development. They made a WIRED video about chess if you want to check it out.

the clemenz is when you move your g pawn one square. this opening does not do a single thing. nothing! except for a trash first move.

this is when u move your f pawn one square. only a barn animal would play this opening. this opens up your king and does little to nothing to control the center.

the bongcloud is the worst opening, even though many ims and gms have played this for laughs in tournaments, but it does NOTHING. first, you open up you king and weaken it, second, you cant develop unless you move ur king or other pawns and weaken your peices more, and three, YOU CANT CASTLE.

