Who can I pay to have a detailed analysis of my entire Blitz archive?

There should be a paid Chess.com feature that will scan one or all your game archives and generate a highly detailed report of important stats - then for more $$$ ($100-$150) have the same done by a human IM/GM master that would highlight habitual mistakes, gaps in postional understanding, and on and on...   is there such a service outside of chess.com?

What do you want done?

I don't know about 6000 games, but I could use ChessBase to look at your last 600, and then dig a little deeper using my own skills. I'm well below GM, but ...
 

I'd like to see %'s of win/loss for the various lines of my QGA/QGD games as white as well as the win/loss/draw as black playing the French..but that's just stat's mining from my pgn's.  But only a human could dig deeper and anaylize the positions where I habitually blunder or play innaccuracies.   Surly there's a titled player that offers such a service ?

Chess database software will give you win/draw/loss percentages of any move or position.

For analysis services from titled players take a look at www.chess.com/coaches.