Who would win Carlsen, or a somali pirate armed with a machine gun?

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Chess is not necessarily a game of skill, it also matters which weapons your armed with.

Avatar of GideonDerTactician

... interesting

Avatar of MISTERGQ

Carlsen busts out an Alekhine's Gun, and mates him on move 22.

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Carlsen uses alekhine defense to build a wall of stone and stays safe for the rest of game.

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Q: What if there was a hurricane and the only one in the city to fight it was Carlsen?

Fan: hmm... Carlsen

Q: What if it was hurricane Carlsen?

Fan: woah.....