Whoever plays e4 must pay me!!!!!!

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Sorry, no. You cannot copyright 1.e4 because I played it already yesterday. Prior art!

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This should be a part of the thread you made called "HOW 2 TROLL"

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I have already copyrighted the word "e4", so every time you receive a dollar, you must pay me two dollars. :P

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i dont care if you copyrghted the word e4, im going to use it. e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4

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@duckandcover: ah, but did you copyright it? i thought so

@stigmatisert: 1234567890

@chessgdt: it should, but i am being a troll by putting it here, p.s you owe me $43 (according to ms word's find feature)

@sgtdoodles: you must pay me three dollars everytime i pay you two dollars

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DaBigOne wrote:

@duckandcover: ah, but did you copyright it? i thought so

@stigmatisert: 1234567890

@chessgdt: it should, but i am being a troll by putting it here, p.s you owe me $43 (according to ms word's find feature)

@sgtdoodles: you must pay me three dollars everytime i pay you two dollars

TROLOLOL and BTW, You said you copyrighted the move, not the word, and my comment was directed at sgtdoodles

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DaBigOne wrote:

I have copyrighted the move e4

Therefore, you must either stop playing e4, or pay me a mere $1 per game.

This is effective immediately. Payments are accepted in cash, VISA and debit. 

Don't try to cover up your e4 playing habits. I will find you and make you pay. 

Why dont you play me big guy .Im an e4 player

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zomg e4 is da worstest move everrr, who wud maek a move dat hangz a pawn???!??

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abiogenesis23 wrote:

zomg e4 is da worstest move everrr, who wud maek a move dat hangz a pawn???!??

ikr: look at above diagram

Avatar of Pat_Zerr

Sorry, but I didn't see the © symbol next to "e4," so I'll continue to use it.

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1.e4 copyright learningthemoves All Rights Reserved Worldwide (c)1300-2099

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I can't pay you until you send me your credit card number and password.

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DaBigOne, no problem -- I will pay you every time I play 1 e4. As a bonus I'll even pay you every time I play 1 Nh3.

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This blew my mind.

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Moses2792796 wrote:

Trying to claim copyright royalties on the internet is probably a waste of time...

Oh no. What do you risk ?

Reminds me of a crook that sold (before medical stuff could do it) "I predict your child's gender for $10 - any mistake refunded". He sent to all marksmen and women "Your child will be a boy", pocketed the $10 when he was right, and refunded the other 50%. 

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be honest. you must pay me!!!!!!!

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Moses2792796 wrote:
Irontiger wrote:
Moses2792796 wrote:

Trying to claim copyright royalties on the internet is probably a waste of time...

Oh no. What do you risk ?

Reminds me of a crook that sold (before medical stuff could do it) "I predict your child's gender for $10 - any mistake refunded". He sent to all marksmen and women "Your child will be a boy", pocketed the $10 when he was right, and refunded the other 50%. 

That doesn't make any sense, how could he make a profit?

He does not bet on the gender. He takes $10 in any case, and gives them back if it's a girl. So on the average he makes $5 per person.