Why are cows smarter than sheep, at chess???

Especially, if they can fly??????

I mean, seriously, flying cows seem to have all the answers!? What's up with that???!!! What is Chess.com doing??? What? They are cow exclusive???

Should I call Erik?

Lisa, I've had it up to here! Why the beans are cows smarter than sheep?? Is Chess.com some rogue outfit, like wikileaks???? I think I'm going to lose it!

I already called Erik, and he changed his voice on the phone, acting like his secretary!

Here's a sheep trap

And here's cow art

Hmmm... I do love ice cream, which makes me believe you're working for the flying cow department!

Cow/sheep art, looks suspiciously like chess?

LisaV, I just spit my drink out!

It's a sheep... trap

Cow...art

Am I really this hard to understand at 3 AM?

Because they already know how to dodge the lasers. Sheep run right into the lasers.

If you can't dodge the lasers, what hope do you have of avoiding the sharks?

Any particular flavor of choice?  I am definately a sucker for butterscotch.

Here is a guy who could answer your question.

http://www.chess.com/members/view/MyCowsCanFly

Wonderful but you'll have to resize the thing

I don't understand the shape of the cowrooks?

If one examines the data carefully, one would find that cows win (against sheep) more often but that 42.7% of those wins are soley on time.  This would seem to indicate that cows aren't necessarily smarter than sheep at chess, but better at time-management (or perhaps cows simply possess a longer attention span). However, more research needs to be conducted before any reasonable conclusions can be asserted.

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