why are there no guns in this gmae

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as a proud american citizen of the united states of america, the worlds best country, the place where mankind all began, our beautiful mother land, i think that chess is too wimpy and nerdy. how will this pathetic game get our future generations anywhere if it has no GUNS in it?! i merely want the best for the future of our world, and the children. please fix this. thanks. :grimace:

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i am also a patriot

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im sick and tired of these Gen Z teachers telling our kids that chess cant have no guns..... our america has been tainted by the poison of these horrid people..... im literaly integars rrn guys ijmactgaually cying nrn.

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nice idea

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I read it before it's gone

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Chess was probably invented before guns.

Also in b4 lock.

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Blazkowitzz wrote:

as a proud american citizen of the united states of america, the worlds best country, the place where mankind all began, our beautiful mother land, i think that chess is too wimpy and nerdy. how will this pathetic game get our future generations anywhere if it has no GUNS in it?! i merely want the best for the future of our world, and the children. please fix this. thanks. :grimace:

Maybe you should try Chinese Chess. It has guns.

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bishops are archers and rooks can be viewed as cannons. Maybe the violence you seek is already there?

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Blazkowitzz wrote:

as a proud american citizen of the united states of america, the worlds best country, the place where mankind all began, our beautiful mother land, i think that chess is too wimpy and nerdy. how will this pathetic game get our future generations anywhere if it has no GUNS in it?! i merely want the best for the future of our world, and the children. please fix this. thanks. :grimace:

I get this is a troll post, but I have to say, mankind has more evidence to have started in Ethopia.

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HiramHolliday wrote:

Ask schoolkids if they like your country’s obsession with firearms, yank?🤮

That's a bit far.

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HiramHolliday wrote:

Ask schoolkids if they like your country’s obsession with firearms, yank?🤮

i asked my 4 year old little brother if he liked guns and he said "Yes, unfortunately now a days the snowflakes are pushing their agenda on us and trying to make our wonderful nation become soft. I for one am an american patriot who believes in the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Shooting people is what makes me happy, and banning guns is trying to take away that from me. If we all band together as Americans to make gun violence legal the world will be a better place."

I asked this while he was at daycare and all the other kids started clapping and yelling "GOD BLESS AMERICA." The daycare teacher later came crying saying she had never seen such a beautiful event.

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I need a gun in the hand of the queen..or the bishop

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Knighttoe_5 wrote:

I need a gun in the hand of the queen..or the bishop

you are a true patriot , thank you

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JTZ01 wrote:

bro shooting people is violence and if you do that u can get arrested

not if we make it legal

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JTZ01 wrote:

*no offense but yeah its a bad idea to do that *

yeah ur right, we can make guns legal but shooting them at people illegal.

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yes, chess needs an update its been so long

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Isn't this a troll thread? Am I wrong chat?

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ihaveaapple1234 wrote:

yes, chess needs an update its been so long

FOR REAL.

the graphics are really bad, there is nothing to do except follow the main storyline, the npcs are boring and have bad dialogue.

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