Why at the chess club...?

There's that dude that always makes faces when he is watching other people play, but goes crazy if another person is breathing in the hole building when he is playing?

There's that bald man nicknamed "The Pawn"?

There's that priest that shows up once in a while and expects everyone to be rolling on the floor laughing when he says that he prefers knights over bishops?

There's that guy that notices you haven't pushed your clock and waits like two weeks until you notice it, even though it's a friendly game? And just after you push it he says: "In a tournament it's important to see these things"?

"The Pawn" is always called Baldwin, and loves to make bold sacrifices, but somehow manages to not lose a game?

Phew! Ok, your turn! Don't mess up the good work!

I'm confused...

The priest gets mad everytime Nicolas the Frenchman says "le fool" refering to a bishop?

Nicolas the Frenchman hates getting into the French so instead he plays some obscure variant of the Anderssen opening?

Some teen kid figures out the password to desactivate the alarm and breaks into the club, but since there is nothing to steal, he does the craziest thing: he changes the position of all knights for all bishops in the starting position?

When I ask the guy in charge of the alarm why is the club robbed so often, he says it's probably because of the password, but that he has tried everything, all possible combinations of the numbers 6 and 4?

There's that nerd teen that shows off and claims he has figured out the knight's tour problem, but when i propose him the 8 queen problem, he thnks for 3 minutes and says that today is not his day?