Why chess players have obsessed over Cruz, Tom

Tom? The piper's son? The pig stealer? Why is he so popular? Is purloined pork that well received? I'd like to think not!

Many people can't hold their lips together, just like Tom, so they admire him.
Angry=Gaping Mouth
In Love?=Gaping Mouth
A Question?=Gaping Mouth
How one man can be so rich by just leaving his mouth open is troublesome to me. He has single handedly ruined so many great stories. Like thanks for ruining Reacher. You Dork. Close your mouth.

Let's talk about Scientology.
In b4 the loche
What about Ryan Lochte?

I dont know about tom cruz, but im always a little bit happier if there is a buffet close by the tournament.

Asians luv the guy...cos he's tiny ... in all respects.
I'll kill myself and then her.... hillarious!
it appears that a number of players here have pictures of him as avatar and/or use his name, ie TomThis and TomThat. Am I missing something? Is it simply because he is a famous actor? Or his beautiful wives (ex)? His chessy smile? Any help with this chess mystery is appreciated.