Chicks dig two things, money and kilts, if you don't have the legs for a kilt get rich playing chess, the chicks will find you, that's what happened to Nakamoongi. Maggie Carlsen was beta until he changed his name to Angus M'Carlsen and started wearing a kilt, he went instantly from a 1700 rated incel to a chad super grandmaster practically overnight, try it for yourselves.
I've practiced mountain bike for many years, yet I wouldn't wear shorts, even during the summer in La Mancha, if my life was depending on it; let alone a skirt, for Gawd's sake!
Never trust something that bleeds 12 times a year and still lives.