I think Jews are better at chess because they had the time for it. They aren't out trying to convert everyone to their religion like some of the other kids who ride their bicycles to my house, knock on my door, and try and talk to me about Jesus, I tell 'em, boys, you wanna meet Jesus, you should join the Army, that will teach you about suffering and passion and prayer, I don't need no pansy bicyclist hippy pacifists to tell me about Jesus. But the Jewish people, they got it right, instead of buggin' everyone trying to convert people they use their pleasure time doing interesting stuff like Chess. That's why they're so good, they got their priorities straight!
They should hang this on the wall in every Christian church...
Jesus was a Jew, maybe he played chess! Wait a minute, I think he invented the game!
Wow, some one else who gets it...