yall cant be talkin trash bout me while im gone
why would someone think a girl is rare to play chess

That's all right Izzie. Hope someone remembers to turn you to face the daylight and waters you three times a day.
Oh wait, no, that's houseplants. And you lose to them at chess too.
I mean, sheyt like this is why people insist girls can't play chess.

Talking smack with izzie is like playing chess with a pigeon:
The poor dumb creature hasn't the first idea what's going on, and all it does is shit on the board, knock the pieces over, and strut around like it won something.

yall cant be talkin trash bout me while im gone

We are a lost cause, those dudes think they're special.
It's good to have them all in one place, for obvious reasons.


I'm a boy and I prefere Girls. ;)
Not really laughing material.
it's not laughing, it's just a wink. ;)
Hows it feel to loose Douglas Porter