What for?
Woot! Just won a free Chess.com membership
Apparently this Jennifer person saw Death coming with his scythe and called out in her terror (and was subsequently misunderstood). Either that or she began to sing a hymn. Hard to tell which from the OP's OP.
What for?
Tweeting the best question of the day to them. (#USChessChamps)
But what question?
I assume they're going to email me with the info to set it up, they just announced it a little bit ago.
I think the angels were just in my head. There's a lot of weird stuff that goes on in there.
Blue turnip? That's for diamond. Premium is a silver crown.
That's platinum. But they're all premium. 
Yeah, come on! You can't start up a thread like this and then not give us the winning question! 
That's the only thing that sucks, I missed them answering it. (Damn dinner!) I asked a few questions so I don't know which one they answered. Here's what I asked:
Yassier and Jen, what do you think about the future of US Chess. Can we catch up with the rest of the world?
Who has won the most US Championships? If not somebody currently playing, are there any current players close?
Why is the Sicilian so popular? (They had been talking about it's popularity.)
For how long do you get a Premium membership? And is that contest (in lack of a better word) for the smartest question just restricted to Americans?
I could easily come up with some interesting questions, I'm good at pretending interest! 
That´s more than 140 characters, how d´you manage that?
3 different tweets.
I would guess the contest is open to anyone watching, although tomorrow is the last day of the tournament.
Sorry, I had to share. Jennifer Shahad just said my name (I hear angels singing) and I won a free chess.com membership from the US Championships. Chess Mentor, here I come!
Congratulations on your prize by the way your missing an e at the end of her last name!
liar i smell troll
Yeah, I smell one too.
Thanks Alec85. I get distracted thinking about her, it must affect my spelling. 
liar i smell troll
Yeah, I smell one too.
Thanks Alec85. I get distracted thinking about her, it must affect my spelling.
who is it. im not talking about you
Sorry, I had to share. Jennifer Shahad just said my name (I hear angels singing) and I won a free chess.com membership from the US Championships. Chess Mentor, here I come!