Worst game you've ever played

What's the very worst game you've played? I don't mean standard woops, dropped my queen or 'I just learnt how the pieces move' chess, I'm talking blundering pawns, pieces and all around sad play. Here's mine...

The worst part about this game is I have no good excuse. I just played horribly and for no good reason. Can you do better (worse)?

Here we go:

The first one is worse...

Agreed. Your opponent played a great move, I don't blame you at all for that one.

Well, the second one was still pretty bad (no offence obviously)  But it only had one terrible move (7...Kg8 instead of ...Ke6) which I'm sure he'll never repeat!

I think this one is one of my worst:  http://www.chess.com/forum/view/game-showcase/visit-from-the-blunder-fairy

This one takes the cake...

It is nice to know that my terrible games are not on Chess.com, but will be soon enough.  I played someone rated over 1100 that made some major "novelty" moves.  when I looked at his profile, I noticed that he was playing over 25 games at once.  I assume this was the reason for his lack of plan.

What do you feel were the reasons for your worst game ever?

For my part, it was because I played too fast and didn't understand what my opponent was doing in the opening. 

Are you playing fast because you have a great combination (in your mind) that you think will work and you get anxious to see the result?  I've noticed that about my play.

I think the move 3...Qf6 would have thrown me for a loop, too.  What was the purpose for 8. Bc4?  were you hoping to capture the queen and just didn't see the knight?

You can't have a worst game that you won :/

The game where I won but I didn't know why until further analysis... (In other words I ended up with a smothered checkmate but didn't realize I was doing it until that Chess.com sound for end game sounded)

The very worst game I've ever played?

Checkers!