Cut him really bad when you're shaving him.
Worst Thing To Do On Your First Love
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#25
Tell him you'll pick him up at noon sharp then do a no-show no-call....for like 4 hours.
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#26
Slip him a viagra in his cola just before the two of you bid farewell 4the evening.
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#28
The_Ghostess_Lola wrote:
Slip him a viagra in his cola just before the two of you depart for the evening.
You are not a proper Lady, are you? 
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#30
Tell him the rabbit died last month and you just quit your job to focus & reassess.
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#31
Tell him your monthly flower hasn't blossomed....in two months.
Tell him/her you waste your time spamming your own chess.com threads? lol
SeanHarper15 wrote:
Karpark wrote:
Tell her/him you play chess.
Girls have always found playing chess attractive.. You know the manly, intellectual type.. Bodes well for me anywho..
Pulling up to take her out in an all white commercial work van. Wearing your grandpa's clothes.. And creepy glasses... Oh and yes.. Definately a slicked down power part. I guess thats more of a first date worst thing to do.
Damn rigt! Look at that swagger. What girl can resist!
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#34
Wear a pink wig when you meet his mother 4the first time. His father will probably luv it !
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#35
Ask for your eggs sunnyside-down when he cooks you breakfast for the first time....just to throw him off.
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#37
Wear those fake rotten Halloween teeth to your first romantic dinner date.
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#38
Tell him you had two children in your first life....and one is still alive !
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#39
Pull out your ipad & start playing Tetris right at the time the moment is 'getting right'.
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Order pizza with Moroccan anchovies.