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Worst Thing To Do On Your First Move
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Personally? The worst thing to do on the first move was... kicked my opponent under the table real hard, gave him a patronizing frown for inappropriate behaviour in a public place, moved a3 and still won, cause he was a schoolboy like 200 lower than me. Sometimes I feel bad about that though...
uncastle. Becuase it's against the rules.
Jan 13, 2017
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#346
T'ink like forty moves ahead an' see dat dis 's how da game is g'na go:
You playing white, but you think it is black clock running. It is not.
Jan 13, 2017
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#348
You put out that first pawn in a Queen's Pawn Gambit, realize how hopelessly over-matched you are, look around and realize everyone is staring at you, SEEING how pathetic you are, have a panic attack and pass out face first into the board, crashing through the table like the Police Captain in the Godfather restaurant scene.
Resignation is clearly the worst!
You fart loudly and it is seen as disturb your opponent.
Jan 13, 2017
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#351
cnj513 wrote:
You put out that first pawn in a Queen's Pawn Gambit, realize how hopelessly over-matched you are, look around and realize everyone is staring at you, SEEING how pathetic you are, have a panic attack and pass out face first into the board, crashing through the table like the Police Captain in the Godfather restaurant scene.
Now that is good.
Jan 13, 2017
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#352
Repeatedly offer draws for your high-rated opponent until your time runs out.
Piss to your trousers
Na3
You started licking your opponent and drool.
Forget to put on your favorite perfume
Start to eat cracking paprika chips at the board, or tickeling loud with your spoon in you coffee. When he frons at you you give him the What is the matters? look.
Making your move when you are behind him over his shoulder.
Let your opponent (Black) go first
In fact, I had one time when I played a black guy and I had the white pieces and he the black pieces, we were joking why white Always move first and if that was not racist lol! And then I did what you suggest. I asked him if he wanted to play first with black this time? He started to laugh and then started te game. We finaly drew.