Worst Thing To Do On Your First Move

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ChessPlayinDude47
KS-Y wrote:

Fly*

 

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KS-Y
ChessPlayinDude47 wrote:
KS-Y wrote:

Fly*

 

 

 

KS-Y

stick a hacking device in your opponents water

KS-Y

415. Clean the bathroom with your tongue and ask for a million dollars from the janitor cause you did his work for him

Iam2busy
KS-Y wrote:

415. Clean the bathroom with your tongue and ask for a million dollars from the janitor cause you did his work for him

lol

KS-Y

Have a man help you stick an alarm in your opponents pants so he would get punished for his cell phone ringing

KS-Y

Pay Magnus your girl friend and have him play for you

KS-Y

Keep on calling your opponent so that he is penalized.

Pashak1989
KoenSchaakmans escribió:

Playing 1.Nf3 and at the same time sneeze while farting so that the board and pieces are full of bugger and saliva make the opponent vomit because of the stench that came out of your arse and mouth due to the expired minced meat with rotten ognoins you ate that morning.

 

You probably have the worst sense of humor I have ever seen. 

SonOfThunder2
Pashak1989 wrote:
KoenSchaakmans escribió:

Playing 1.Nf3 and at the same time sneeze while farting so that the board and pieces are full of bugger and saliva make the opponent vomit because of the stench that came out of your arse and mouth due to the expired minced meat with rotten ognoins you ate that morning.

 

You probably have the worst sense of humor I have ever seen. 

Tru dat

AChessPlayer2016

Trying to handle stress from outside and accidentally pushing the board, knocking the opponent over, having them fall to another player, creating a chain reaction so unlucky, a meteor the size of Mars crashes Earth.

ylifonso

How do I find a new player, the one that thinks is the best chess player

DuckDuckChess6

Yodelingtongue.png

whiskersinthejamjar

forget to press the clock and lose on time.

AChessPlayer2016

Eating your opponent's king, thinking you're a monster.

Onepiecemania

Play King of the hill when you are actually playing normal chess.

 

syncker

your glass eye falls out after you had winked at a girl across the room, then she runs out of the  room,

you get disqualified.

syncker

your glass eye falls out after you had winked at a girl across the room, then she runs out of the  room,

you get disqualified.

K_Brown

"HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED 32 PIECE PICK UP?"

*knock all the pieces off the board*

"Checkmate." 

GoodKnight0BadBishop

Eat your chess pieces.