ChessPlayinDude47 wrote:
KS-Y wrote:
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Worst Thing To Do On Your First Move
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stick a hacking device in your opponents water
415. Clean the bathroom with your tongue and ask for a million dollars from the janitor cause you did his work for him
KS-Y wrote:
415. Clean the bathroom with your tongue and ask for a million dollars from the janitor cause you did his work for him
lol
Have a man help you stick an alarm in your opponents pants so he would get punished for his cell phone ringing
Pay Magnus your girl friend and have him play for you
Keep on calling your opponent so that he is penalized.
KoenSchaakmans escribió:
Playing 1.Nf3 and at the same time sneeze while farting so that the board and pieces are full of bugger and saliva make the opponent vomit because of the stench that came out of your arse and mouth due to the expired minced meat with rotten ognoins you ate that morning.
You probably have the worst sense of humor I have ever seen.
Pashak1989 wrote:
KoenSchaakmans escribió:
Playing 1.Nf3 and at the same time sneeze while farting so that the board and pieces are full of bugger and saliva make the opponent vomit because of the stench that came out of your arse and mouth due to the expired minced meat with rotten ognoins you ate that morning.
You probably have the worst sense of humor I have ever seen.
Tru dat
Trying to handle stress from outside and accidentally pushing the board, knocking the opponent over, having them fall to another player, creating a chain reaction so unlucky, a meteor the size of Mars crashes Earth.
Sep 7, 2017
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#412
How do I find a new player, the one that thinks is the best chess player
Yodeling
Eating your opponent's king, thinking you're a monster.
Play King of the hill when you are actually playing normal chess.
your glass eye falls out after you had winked at a girl across the room, then she runs out of the room,
you get disqualified.
your glass eye falls out after you had winked at a girl across the room, then she runs out of the room,
you get disqualified.
Sep 16, 2017
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#419
"HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED 32 PIECE PICK UP?"
*knock all the pieces off the board*
"Checkmate."
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