Worst Thing To Do On Your First Move

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BetweenTheWheels

Ask, "How many points is it worth?"

RIP_Your_Rating

Jump so high, you hit the ceiling and click resign.

whiskersinthejamjar

grab a pawn and spontaneously combust, burning the entire chess set.

varelse1

pick your nose, and then smear the booger on your e-pawn, as you push it to e4.

HalfSicilin

 Keep repeating, "Don't move until you see it. Don't move until you see it." for a while then say, "here, I'll make it easier for you." and sweep all the pieces off the board

K_Brown

Stare intensely at the board for 30 seconds and then mumble to yourself "Wait, this isn't checkers..." and then get visibly flustered as you storm out. 

GoodKnight0BadBishop

Fall asleep

DoctorStrange

play 1.Nf3 then say "no I want to play d4" then your opponent says "touch and move!" then slap him on his face and play nf3 and d4 both

Heather_Stephens
KID_Harish wrote:

play 1.Nf3 then say "no I want to play d4" then your opponent says "touch and move!" then slap him on his face and play nf3 and d4 both

Get over it. We don't judge you for doing that.

Heather_Stephens

Try to make a date with him or her. Seriously, please don't.

greenibex

pass gas

ChessPlayinDude47

passing liquids or solids is pretty bad too...

greenibex

unless you're underwater

alain978
AChessPlayer2016 wrote:

Trying to handle stress from outside and accidentally pushing the board, knocking the opponent over, having them fall to another player, creating a chain reaction so unlucky, a meteor the size of Mars crashes Earth.

It's the best excuse for losing!

imsighked2

Instead of 1. d4, 1. e4, 1. c4, simply resign.

ddxxff

incorrectname wrote:

6. Knocking king down accedentally

be careful

ddxxff

greenibex wrote:

pass gas

password?

ddxxff

KS-Y wrote:

78. Play crash the building instead of chess

whatit

chadnilsen

Why is everybody saying things like "Knocking king down accidentally"? It doesn't make sense to say, "The worst thing to do on your first move is knocking king down accidentally."

AChessPlayer2016

Abusing the "touch and move" rule:

White: Hmmm... e-pawn, no, d-pawn!

Black: Touch and move!

White: Okay. *touches every piece and moves them all*