Jump so high, you hit the ceiling and click resign.
Worst Thing To Do On Your First Move
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Sep 16, 2017
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#423
grab a pawn and spontaneously combust, burning the entire chess set.
Sep 16, 2017
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#424
pick your nose, and then smear the booger on your e-pawn, as you push it to e4.
Sep 16, 2017
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#425
Keep repeating, "Don't move until you see it. Don't move until you see it." for a while then say, "here, I'll make it easier for you." and sweep all the pieces off the board
Sep 17, 2017
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#426
Stare intensely at the board for 30 seconds and then mumble to yourself "Wait, this isn't checkers..." and then get visibly flustered as you storm out.
Sep 17, 2017
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#428
play 1.Nf3 then say "no I want to play d4" then your opponent says "touch and move!" then slap him on his face and play nf3 and d4 both
Sep 17, 2017
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#429
KID_Harish wrote:
play 1.Nf3 then say "no I want to play d4" then your opponent says "touch and move!" then slap him on his face and play nf3 and d4 both
Get over it. We don't judge you for doing that.
pass gas
passing liquids or solids is pretty bad too...
unless you're underwater
Sep 26, 2017
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#434
AChessPlayer2016 wrote:
Trying to handle stress from outside and accidentally pushing the board, knocking the opponent over, having them fall to another player, creating a chain reaction so unlucky, a meteor the size of Mars crashes Earth.
It's the best excuse for losing!
incorrectname wrote:
be careful
6. Knocking king down accedentally
greenibex wrote:
password?
pass gas
KS-Y wrote:
whatit
78. Play crash the building instead of chess
Sep 29, 2017
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#439
Why is everybody saying things like "Knocking king down accidentally"? It doesn't make sense to say, "The worst thing to do on your first move is knocking king down accidentally."
Ask, "How many points is it worth?"