Get a knife a kill him and then say ''SOS MY OPPONENT DIE ME WIN''
Worst Thing To Do On Your First Move
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Feb 11, 2018
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#483
HorribleTomato wrote:
Eat a ton of beans, cheese, and meat before the game. This is where the term "Brain fart" comes from.
“meat”?
Feb 11, 2018
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#484
HorribleTomato wrote:
Of course there is a grammar error in this forum- there can't be 400 worst things to do on your 1st move
I was JUST gonna say, “Would you please change the title to, ‘Worst things to do on your first move’?”
Qxe8
Arm swipe the board
Caress the top of your Bishop while watching your female opponent
MarkProb wrote:
To #486 & # 491 . On Earth there is only 3 man made things visible with the naked eye when in outer space. One is the Great Wall of China. Leave it to Trump & there could be a fourth.
Well, I hope Trump & the democrats build their wall slightly greater than the Great Wall, so that unlike the Great Wall, it can even be seen without perfect conditions and visual aids.
Writing 1 - 0 on the scoresheet
Taking your teeth out and putting them in a glass of water on the table
Asserting to your opponent that you have beaten Magnus Carlsen
Asserting to your opponent that you are Magnus Carlsen
Asking your opponent for their name so as you can give them a tailored autograph
Donning a blindfold (it’s a normal OTB game)
Asserting you didn’t pass the Turing Test to your opponent
Adjusting the clock so you have less time than your opponent
Follow the line Fischer took as White against Spassky in the second game of the 1972 World Championship.
That said, Fischer subsequently won the match even though he'd never beaten Spassky before, so perhaps it wasn't as bad as all that.
Confiding in your opponent that this is a Turing test (it actually is)
Playing a4 and then trying to take it back by asserting it was only a joke
Throw 890 packs of dynamite and go outside and light a fire right next to the tournament and throw 889 packs to blow the place up,go back inside,light a match and the last pack at the enemy and see him die.