Worst Thing To Do On Your First Move

For me the worst thing I can do on the first move is to make the first move, since it guarantees a loss.

Eat your lunch, but then realize that your time is out and you lost the game

scream until you scream your lungs out into your opponments mouth.

Scream so loud you became deaf then you observed someone else’s game. Your time ticked you didn’t here and lost on time.

vomit

Cry then accidentally knocked your king and resigned

1. e4 f5 -- the Fred Defense.  Worst thing to do as Black on first move.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3YhSuHchAg

Ok...

LOSE. Lose the game that decides wether you live or die, like in Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone.

Spoiler Alert: Harry wins, but what if he didn't? What if he lost on the first move? That would suck for Harry.

Yeah

Twerk while playing 1.f3 e5 2.g4 Qh4# as white

Get trespassed 

Say "Is this checkers?"

Burp

Fall asleep

Die

Have a pants accident...

Lose all your pieces.