77) Play ephone with your i4....
Worst Thing To Do On Your First Move

87. Said bad luck instead of good luck so you got banned from chess for 5000 years and lost your Super GM title and also payed a 10000 dollar fine and went to jail for 5 years.

No posting more than 1 million in a row.
93. Find out that your opponent was a parrot and scream.
Getting a little weird...
94. Go to the bathroom and got flushed inside the toilet. lol
Table to e4