Boyangzhao wrote:
9. Run out of time because you thought too much whether to play 1. Na3 or 1. Nh3.
194. Run out of thyme because you forgot to buy some thyme.
Worst Thing To Do On Your First Move
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Jul 31, 2016
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ChessPlayinDude47 wrote:
Boyangzhao wrote:
9. Run out of time because you thought too much whether to play 1. Na3 or 1. Nh3.
194. Run out of thyme because you forgot to buy some thyme.
195. Then you thyme travel just to buy more thyme
196. But you drive past the spice store because you enjoy having a pass-thyme.
Jul 31, 2016
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197. You keep enjoying your pass thyme until this bitter truth pops up...
how did this forum suddenly get 194 comments in 2 days?
208. Playing blindfold chess and accidentally picked up your opponent and moved him into the trash can
Aug 1, 2016
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Boyangzhao wrote:
how did this forum suddenly get 194 comments in 2 days?
Something is clearly afoot!
Relize you dont have hands and you need to play with your feet
BusyThrone wrote:
Relize you dont have hands and you need to play with your feet
I've got to hand it to you, this would really be quite a feat...
drDuki2004_X wrote:
SUDDEN
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I have no thyme for flies right now.
1NaturalDisaster wrote:
Eat ghost pirate stew.
"Zoinks, Scoob, I coulda had a V-8..."
209. Not eating this burger before your first move:
Falling in love with your opponent and lose the game to have a good time later on.
211. On the internet, after 30 days of waiting for a seek, you close the site just after a player rated 1000 points below you accepts your seek, and you lose from disconnection(Don't know if that can happen here, but Once on a different site I accepted a seek from a opponent 200 points higher than me, and as soon as I accepted it, he disconnected, and I won).
Boyangzhao wrote:
211. On the internet, after 30 days of waiting for a seek, you close the site just after a player rated 1000 points below you accepts your seek, and you lose from disconnection(Don't know if that can happen here, but Once on a different site I accepted a seek from a opponent 200 points higher than me, and as soon as I accepted it, he disconnected, and I won).
So if you were rated 700, for instance, he would be rated -300! Wow, that's a really low rating!
212. Handing your opponent a special pawn résumé at the start of the chess game which states that five of your eight pawns have been "fitted" with a special high-octane fuel for drag racing on the chessboard and which further states that they have completed training on the HOT WHEELS Super Loop Chase Race Track and have logged over 1,000,000 miles on the track.
Take a pet shark with you and accidentally fall into the sharks mouth and get crunched up.
I am just sharked at your behavior!