Yereslov's Immortal

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Deal. Lets go.

 

If you lose you arent allowed to post in the forums for 6 months. If I lose I'll leave chess.com.

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Helzeth wrote:

Deal. Lets go.

 

If you lose you arent allowed to post in the forums for 6 months. If I lose I'll leave chess.com.

Okay then.

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No, there's no need to use an engine in a position where I am virtually one and a half piece up, and Black is threatening nothing if white doesn't blunder badly.

Look son, I basically hate stealing candies from babies.

If I lose, I will pay you directly.

If I win, you will pay the full sum directly to chess.com, as membership fee, subscription, or whatever else you wish. If you don't,  then... you can guess what will happen.

Deal?

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I'm already playing him pfren! He is my prey.

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I'm pretty sure that using rybka only handicapped his position. No human would ever swap queens at that point..

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Really, Yereslov, you have a position in which you would have quite some trouble to get a draw (probably wouldn't) and call it an "immortal"?

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he may draw this though. Not because his position is strong but rather that rybka is strong and I'm weak.

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Yereslov: You might be able to draw.

Yereslov: Rg1 is the only move.

Yereslov: It's a draw now.

Helzeth: rg1 is the only move? It's completely unnatural.

Helzeth: I also think that white is winning here, assuming that I can force b6 now.

Yereslov: It's not any worse than what you have played.

Yereslov: Rg2 was mate.

Yereslov: Rg1 prevents this.

Yereslov: Rf1 was better earlier.

What is this nonsense, who the hell would play rg1 etc?

Am I the only one who thinks I can put my bishop on d5 after b6, force an exchange of rooks adn then take the d file with bb3? Is this not winning? what am I missing?

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It's a bit obscure why you declined his kind second piece offer after 16...Kh7? 17.Kxf2 ed4 18.b4 Qf6+ 19. Ke2 R (any) e8 20.Kd2. Game over, insert coin for the next game.

Some food has a certain amount of bad cholesterol, while free pieces haven't.

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I was afraid of entering any sort of real complications vs rybka. I'm glad I didnt instantly win, however. This chat is hilarious.

Yereslov: You might be able to draw.

Yereslov: Rg1 is the only move.

Yereslov: It's a draw now.

Helzeth: rg1 is the only move? It's completely unnatural.

Helzeth: I also think that white is winning here, assuming that I can force b6 now.

Yereslov: It's not any worse than what you have played.

Yereslov: Rg2 was mate.

Yereslov: Rg1 prevents this.

Yereslov: Rf1 was better earlier.

Yereslov: My pawns and pieces are more active.

Helzeth: Right.

Helzeth: cease the engine analysis

Helzeth: and play your move

Helzeth: I dont care about your variations

Helzeth: I'm 100% sure

Helzeth: I can win this

Yereslov: Be4.

Yereslov: You can't/

Yereslov: You're actually losing.

Yereslov: Look at my rook on the seventh file and my mass of pawns.

Yereslov: You are fighting for a draw.

Helzeth: it's YOUR TURN. make your move

Helzeth: I told you I have to go later

Helzeth: I already have my move in mind

Helzeth: please hurry

Yereslov: Maybe Be6.

Yereslov: My king is perfectly safe.

Yereslov: It's over.

Helzeth: how? rxe4 bf5..

I'm pretty sure I've won now. Epic mating pattern on 7th rank! :D

Or not?
ereslov: Rxc3 is coming.

Yereslov: 1. Your rook is tied down to the defense of the king and pawn.

Yereslov: 2. Your bishop has no squares to attack.

Yereslov: 3. Your king is stuck on g6.

Yereslov: All I have to do now is bring my rook to a7.

 

dunno.

 

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Game is won. Rejoice, we wont have Yereslov plauging the forums anymore.

 

Or will we?

Helzeth: so when you lose this game you'll go away from chess.com forums for a month. Right?

Yereslov: Nope.

Yereslov: You keep missing the simple moves.

Helzeth: No?

Helzeth: Will you

Helzeth: keep your word?

Helzeth: I would have if I lost.

Yereslov: Maybe.

Yereslov: Depends on the game.

 

Yereslov: I haven't used Rybka for the past 20 moves.

Helzeth: I dont give a shit. You're leaving the forums for 6 months.

Helzeth: also your position was hopelessly lost at move 45

Yereslov: It was a draw according to Rybka.

Yereslov: You'll mate on 75.

Helzeth: my buss goes 12:06

Helzeth: It was no draw

Helzeth: you're an absolute moron

Helzeth: if you call that a draw

Helzeth: but yeah

Yereslov: Buss?

Helzeth: I'll llook at fritz after the game

Helzeth: yes.

Helzeth: I'm heading somewhere

Helzeth: and you can't win

Helzeth: you can't draw

Helzeth: either resign or blitz your moves

Yereslov: It was a draw. I just decided to play on my own.

Helzeth: in either case you're leaving the forums for 6 months and thank god for that

Helzeth: nice try

Helzeth: you still lost

Helzeth: it was no draw

Yereslov: I even added my own moves after Qh5.

Helzeth: you're leaving the forums for 6 monhs

Helzeth: I'm sure you did. useless filth

Helzeth: you're LEAVING

Helzeth: for SIX MONTHS

Yereslov: Nope.

Yereslov: The position after Qh5 is a draw.

Helzeth: you're NOT allowed to go back on your word when I was prepared to leave chess.com

Helzeth: sorry.

Helzeth: you're leaving

Helzeth: or well I'm not sorry

Yereslov: Sorry, I don't keep promises.

Helzeth: but I'm sure you catch my drift

Helzeth: this chat is being recorded on the forums and you know it

Helzeth: but yeah, I didnt really expect you to keep your promise.

Yereslov: You should resign.

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No, the game is not won.

You are a fool,Herzeth. Don't you know that according to the latest analyses by Rybka and Yereslov a sole queen cannot deliver mate?

I think you have to promote to knight to win. I will fire up Houdini to tell you for sure.

But at least he has now a mortal game to put next to his immortal one.

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I disabled chat for my own sanity. This game is won so I have no reason to stress - heading out now.

Shame he wont gtfo from the forums since I'm quite sure nobody wants him here but yeah, at least I spared you the trouble of dealing with this twerp.

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pfren wrote:

No, the game is not won.

You are a fool,Herzeth. Don't you know that according to the latest analyses by Rybka and Yereslov a sole queen cannot deliver mate?

I think you have to promote to knight to win. I will fire up Houdini to tell you for sure.

But at least he has now a mortal game to put next to his immortal one.

He's having trouble mating with the queen it seems. 

He could have done it in five moves, but he chose ten.

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don't worry Herzeth, the staff could muzzled yereslov for a month after seeing the bet and witness by a IM.

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kco wrote:

don't worry Herzeth, the staff could muzzled yereslov for a month after seeing the bet and witness by a IM.

Bets aren't anything but bets. 

It's the choice of each person to keep the promise.

I gave Helzeth the bet that if he mated me at move 75 I would keep the promise. He declined.

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yep you are full of BS here really, you are a embarrassment to the chess.com community.  

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http://www.chess.com/echess/game.html?id=54200626

Since the game is essentially over I see no harm in posting it (though he might find another impossible draw with his rybka analysis, he did say after all that the position on move 46 is a forced draw!

I ran through the game now with fritz and saw that nd2 was a huge mistake. I was still much better, of course but not instantly winning.

rf1 was the move I was supposed to do there, apparently. But it did not really matter. I never really thought of it. The reason I bring this up was because our resident retard here said that one mistake=lost for white. I did just about one of the biggest mistakes possible except for a blunder and I still won. So.. yeah.

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Helzeth wrote:

http://www.chess.com/echess/game.html?id=54200626

Since the game is essentially over I see no harm in posting it (though he might find another impossible draw with his rybka analysis, he did say after all that the position on move 46 is a forced draw!

I ran through the game now with fritz and saw that nd2 was a huge mistake. I was still much better, of course but not instantly winning.

rf1 was the move I was supposed to do there, apparently. But it did not really matter. I never really thought of it. The reason I bring this up was because our resident retard here said that one mistake=lost for white. I did just about one of the biggest mistakes possible except for a blunder and I still won. So.. yeah.

Do you even know how to mate? You had mate thirty moves ago, and you kept missing it over and over.

A 900 rated player can do a better job.

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Helzeth wrote:

http://www.chess.com/echess/game.html?id=54200626

Since the game is essentially over I see no harm in posting it (though he might find another impossible draw with his rybka analysis, he did say after all that the position on move 46 is a forced draw!

I ran through the game now with fritz and saw that nd2 was a huge mistake. I was still much better, of course but not instantly winning.

rf1 was the move I was supposed to do there, apparently. But it did not really matter. I never really thought of it. The reason I bring this up was because our resident retard here said that one mistake=lost for white. I did just about one of the biggest mistakes possible except for a blunder and I still won. So.. yeah.

It was a draw by Rad8. 

I didn't play the correct move Rybka played.

It should have been an even game.