Yes Of Course Anyone Can Get A Title !!!

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badenwurtca
ghost_of_pushwood wrote:

Wow, you guys have a Senate?  I thought you just had a Parliament or something.

   ---   Yes our system is a lot like the UK and so we have a lower house ( House of Commons ) and also a upper house. Of course in the UK their upper house is the House of Lords but out here in the colonies we had to settle for something more ordinary and so we have an appointed Senate ( Btw if our Prime Minister reads this I am ready to serve as a Senator  lol ). 

badenwurtca

Thanks for the vote of confidence Sir however this thread is off to bit of a slow start, I guess the number of titles out there is rather limited. Mind you we still have other titles to seek such as Station-Master, Train-Master, Harbor-Master, Yard-Master etc etc.

blueemu
autobunny wrote:
blueemu wrote:
badenwurtca wrote:

Another way to get a title would be to join the Circus. In the beginning you may have to shovel Elephant droppings but in time you might be able to work your way up the ladder. 

My uncle had to start at the bottom, circumcising Elephants. It's nasty work, but the tips are big.

This post should win a literary award. 

It's heartwarming to know that SOMEBODY appreciates my humor.

autobunny
blueemu wrote:
autobunny wrote:
blueemu wrote:
badenwurtca wrote:

Another way to get a title would be to join the Circus. In the beginning you may have to shovel Elephant droppings but in time you might be able to work your way up the ladder. 

My uncle had to start at the bottom, circumcising Elephants. It's nasty work, but the tips are big.

This post should win a literary award. 

It's heartwarming to know that SOMEBODY appreciates my humor.

oh wait, i thought it was original.  still, it was the first time i heard it.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/18nyyv/elephant_circumcision/

badenwurtca

Thanks for the posts.

bong711

If National Master isn't attainable. Try Ninja Master.

badenwurtca
bong711 wrote:

If National Master isn't attainable. Try Ninja Master.

   ---   Good idea !

badenwurtca

Another possibility is to work for a Railway and become a Train Conductor. On the other hand if you are good at music you could work your way up and become a Orchestra Conductor. In my years working as an electrician I sometimes created a short-circuit and became a Electrical Conductor  lol.

bong711
IAMBBW wrote:
bong711 wrote:

If National Master isn't attainable. Try Ninja Master.

That's right

I believe anyone can be a Ninja Master. IQ doesn't matter.

bong711
bong711 wrote:
IAMBBW wrote:
bong711 wrote:

If National Master isn't attainable. Try Ninja Master.

That's right

I believe anyone can be a Ninja Master. IQ doesn't matter.

blueemu

FM is Feline Master.

badenwurtca

Thanks for the new posts.

badenwurtca

I notice that we have been moved over to Off Topic so I guess that we are a group of " Off Topic Seekers "  lol.

bong711

Anyone wants to LOTR or LOTF?

badenwurtca
bong711 wrote:

Anyone wants to LOTR or LOTF?

   ---   And now we are going to start a fun game here ! Anyone out there good at guessing abbreviations ? ( or don't I want to know  lol ).

badenwurtca

Btw we know that not too many titles are given out on-line however if you join a club here then you might become a " Super Administrator ", yes indeed not just a plain old " Regular Administrator ".

evanmorrow

Super Administrators have it made in the shade. They wield their "Super" powers around the board with impunity. I caught my "chess girlfriend" doing "it" with a "Super Administrator". They were hiding behind a rook and he was checkmating the hell out of her right there in front of the rest of the pieces.

badenwurtca

Thanks for the posts.

evanmorrow

no sweat GI...payday tomorrow

 

bong711

Titles available: Postmaster, Master Seargent, Mastermind, Landlord, Master Chef, etc