YOU ACTUALLY PLAY CHESS?

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This is a conversation I might have wih someone:

Random person: What do you do in your free time?

Me: I play chess.

Random person: You actually play chess? I didn't know anybody played that game anymore!( a mixture of shock and disbelief)

Me: Of course. Chess is the most popular board game in the world.

Random person: But only old people play it!

Me: There are enough young chess players for FIDE to organise a World Youth Chess Championship. And the world chess champion is aged 23.

Random person: But is chess so fun that you forgo computer games to play it?

Me: I play chess online.

Random person: You have no life! You should try Uber.

Me: What is that? Is it violent?

Random person: No, it's just shooting people. 

Me: That is violent.

Random person: No, there's no blood.

At this point I take out a chess king and tip it over.

What are your thoughts about this?


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My thoughts are why would you take out a chess king and tip it over? This person will obviously have no idea what that means...

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My though is that you shouldn´t talk with random people Frown

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EthanLow wrote:

This is a conversation I might have wih someone:

Random person: What do you do in your free time?

Me: I play chess.

Random person: You actually play chess? I didn't know anybody played that game anymore!( a mixture of shock and disbelief)

Me: Of course. Chess is the most popular board game in the world.

Random person: But only old people play it!

Me: There are enough young chess players for FIDE to organise a World Youth Chess Championship. And the world chess champion is aged 23.

Random person: But is chess so fun that you forgo computer games to play it?

Me: I play chess online.

Random person: You have no life! You should try Uber.

Me: What is that? Is it violent?

Random person: No, it's just shooting people. 

Me: That is violent.

Random person: No, there's no blood.

At this point I take out a chess king and tip it over.

What are your thoughts about this?


Invite them to a chess tournament and show them

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itsBill wrote:

Uber is pretty great, you sound a bit like a pussy to be honest. I'd suggest starting with frrogger and build up your tolerance from there.

Sorry if I made you feel as if I was discriminating uber. I was actually using it as an example.

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NomadicKnight wrote:

My thoughts are why would you take out a chess king and tip it over? This person will obviously have no idea what that means...

Good point...

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socialista wrote:

My though is that you shouldn´t talk with random people 

Okay then:

This is a conversation I might have wih someone:

Person A: What do you do in your free time?

Me: I play chess.

Person A: You actually play chess? I didn't know anybody played that game anymore!( a mixture of shock and disbelief)

Me: Of course. Chess is the most popular board game in the world.

Person A: But only old people play it!

Me: There are enough young chess players for FIDE to organise a World Youth Chess Championship. And the world chess champion is aged 23.

Person A: But is chess so fun that you forgo computer games to play it?

Me: I play chess online.

Person A: You have no life! You should try Uber.

Me: What is that? Is it violent?

Person A: No, it's just shooting people. 

Me: That is violent.

Person A: No, there's no blood.

At this point I take out a chess king and tip it over.

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Great dialogue! I'm looking forward to the short stories / novels.

One suggestion...change your name to EthanOwl...the late night drinker

Cool

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I shall consider it (the short stories)

As for the name, I have already changed it once (it was originally my dad's name).

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He was a big drinker too? That's fine by me unless he was a fighting drunk.

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I do not drink. Well, I drink water.

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Chess has a certain reputation among people who don't play,  but I see it as a chance for an interesting conversation rather that let it get to me. I have actually converted a friend,  first by telling  gossip on chess players to show it's not a posh game for geniuses, and some historical anecdotes. As soon as she listened to a few things on the game itself, how old, complex and endless it is, she was hooked.

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EthanLow wrote:

I do not drink. Well, I drink water.

I do not drink well

I drink water.

 

A good writer needs a good editor to get the punctuation improved

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What I meant is that I do not drink alchoholic drinks.

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Would you like to create a new forum about drinkng?

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EthanLow wrote:

What I meant is that I do not drink alchoholic drinks.

No Kidding!!!!

But Ethan Owl is such a great name for a barfly character, you just have to use it.

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I made a drinking forum for you.

http://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/drinking-random-topic

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