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finally I get to quote the movie Dodge Ball in a context that is actually relevant... here goes  "Thank you Chuck Norris!"

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We have found the brother of cheater_1 Wink

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The author does not seem to think we are real :) But if he is so sure of that, then why he writes this here? If we are just a mental projection of his dreams and whatsoever, then posting here is useless. Especially, taking into account that this site is devoted to chess.

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You know what, TalFan? You're right! We don't exist. Laughing

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denton wrote:

The author does not seem to think we are real :) But if he is so sure of that, then why he writes this here? If we are just a mental projection of his dreams and whatsoever, then posting here is useless. Especially, taking into account that this site is devoted to chess.


He doesn't believe that we don't exist in any practical way.  He only supposes that, theoretically, we don't exist.  Many people get their kicks from attempting to actually believe the academic philosophies.  When push comes to shove, though, we all agree, if only through our actions and choices, that there is an empirical truth-- and that we're all a part of it.  A philosophy with no practical purpose is rubbish.  Luckily, after high school most people get over the novelty of feeling intellectually superior through a very basic understanding of a useless discipline.

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GRAVITY IS REAL. It is the natural pulling of the objects towards a surface. This is because everything has a tendency to go down, like the APPLE that hit NEWTON in the HEAD.<<<<this is RIGHT

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*sigh* when would ppl stop trying to be a replica of cheater_1? *yawn* cheater_1 style is so out of fashion...

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He is just trying to get attention...just like I am about to :D

What if this site did not exist?

http://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/doomsday-for-chesscom

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you should keep banging your head into the wall. maybe more of the secrets of the universe will prevent themselves to you.

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mwilkin9 wrote:

He is just trying to get attention...just like I am about to :D

What if this site did not exist?

http://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/doomsday-for-chesscom


 So forget this forum and come on down to one that exists. :) :P :D ......

MINE

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DaPharaoh wrote:

chuck norris doesnt get it!


 chuck norris doesn't exist! Tongue out

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Niven42 wrote:

If you close your eyes, the world does not exist.  Yet it is as real as it was when our eyes were open.  The Toltec believed that our world is merely the product of what our senses provide to our brain.  This is still true today.  We are convinced that the things we see, feel, or hear are real, but much of what we think we "know" is really being manufactured inside our brain through persistance.

Once you realize this, you can understand why it is impossible to make assumptions about what other people are thinking or feeling.  No two people can see the world the same way.


 nice.  very deep.

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CHUCK NORRIS must be real!

is your so beloved Tal real... or are you Tal, or is he also an inferior version of you, so why are you his fan, maybe you are your own fan and you just didn't want to write: tal fan's fan's fan's fan's................................... Ahpsdfkyglkhjkjhdfxakyushfiolbkcf

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Phelon wrote:

you should keep banging your head into the wall. maybe more of the secrets of the universe will prevent themselves to you.


 or you could keep banging your head and tell yourself that the pain doesn't exist. Laughing

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i rather not exist and have the illution that i'm in chess.com that doesn't exist by proving your point than quit chess.

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mwilkin9 wrote:
mwilkin9 wrote:

He is just trying to get attention...just like I am about to :D

What if this site did not exist?

http://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/doomsday-for-chesscom


 So forget this forum and come on down to one that exists. :) :P :D ......

MINE


 Come on...forget this guy come to ME, MEEEEEE...UP there is the link.

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I prefer this one..

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I think TalFan has mixed, or possibly smoked, too many chemicals.

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If you do not exist then whom may I say is typing?

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We don't exist
We eat our time
We don't resist
It's not alright

What I want out of this
What I need out of this
Cayenne

We don't exist
Night after night
We fall apart
It's quite alright