Any newbies?

If there are any newbies here at chess.com for playing chess challenge me I can help you get better at the game 

I'm newbie.. play with me please.. =)

Hi ZedMaster, I joined chess.com a couple weeks ago and am having fun playing Blitz and On-Line.  I would like to have your help so I will challenge you just as soon as I figure out how to do that.

ok ill challenge u both to an online game of chess right now im too sorta a noob but trust me ive been beeting alot never loss pretty good so yeah ill cellenge u in online game of chess and start

OMG! Those were the days... I could still help pplz i made it all the way to provincial tourny (i got lucky) but my forth year now, I'm going to destroy!!! Anyways... If there are pplz that want to know how to get better or want my advice send a messege to meh!

ZedMaster,

Could you help us with our language skills as well? We are inept at using the English language but have noticed how well you have mastered its intricacies and nuances. It is our fervent wish to write as well as you. Thank you for this consideration.

Hey um i wasnt even writing proper english but I'm afriad I can't help you because English is a language and I don't feel like teaching a language :/ so yah... would you still wish for meh to help you a bit?

I will send an online game invitation and we will get started :)

ZedMaster,

 We were being a smart ass about the language lessons and wish to apologize for doing so. However we would consider it an honor to play some chess with you. We look forward to a challenge from you.

hey i'm a newbie, could you please help me get better at chess?

Lol ok ill send ya a game

Ya ok ill see what i can do

Thanks a lot.