How could I be a mod?

Being nice and sweet would work very well, if everyone else was equally nice and sweet.

They are not, neither am I.

No, occasionally you have to be hard with people, very hard.

You are better off having that option as part of your repetoire, as well as the other side.

Being nice and sweet would work very well, if everyone else was equally nice and sweet.

They are not, neither am I.

Forget about being a mod. Just earn lots of money , make forutnes and acquire this site.

But being a mod gives satisfaction

That might, or might not be true.

However it is probably not the vital factor, which is other peoples perceptions of you.

I am afraid they  vary..a lot, whatever you think of yourself.

I'd accept a position of authority, only with full and irrevocable immunity over past, present and future crimes.

You can never be a mod.

To be a mod you first need to go through the necessary initiation process : First you need to agree to the surgical procedure whereby all emotion and free will is removed. Then you must  swear a blood oath of loyalty to Elrond , the owner of the site and get a tattoo on your chest that reads “Elrond in my father”

After this you will spend a week naked in a small cell with only beans and stewed prunes to eat three times a day .  You will tear posters of Bobby Fischer into small strips  to be used as your toilet paper and all the time a current mod will stand outside the door ringing a bell and shouting “SHAME....SHAME.....”

You will then be strapped to a chair and your eyelids will be kept open by mechanical means, you will be forced to watch horror movies for 96h straight before being thrown into an ice bath and then made to sleep on a mattress filled with chess pieces.

Then of course follow the beatings and insults.

After that you will be made to wash Elronds’ feet and dry it with your hair.

If you make it this far you will be one of the select 0.0001 that qualify for the lobotomy procedure.

Then you become a mod.

You have neither the backbone ,grit, salt or sand to be a mod. Sorry. 

You can never be a mod.

To be a mod you first need to go through the necessary initiation process : First you need to agree to the surgical procedure whereby all emotion and free will is removed. Then you must  swear a blood oath of loyalty to Elrond , the owner of the site and get a tattoo on your chest that reads “Elrond in my father”

After this you will spend a week naked in a small cell with only beans and stewed prunes to eat three times a day .  You will tear posters of Bobby Fischer into small strips  to be used as your toilet paper and all the time a current mod will stand outside the door ringing a bell and shouting “SHAME....SHAME.....”

You will then be strapped to a chair and your eyelids will be kept open by mechanical means, you will be forced to watch horror movies for 96h straight before being thrown into an ice bath and then made to sleep on a mattress filled with chess pieces.

Then of course follow the beatings and insults.

After that you will be made to wash Elronds’ feet and dry it with your hair.

If you make it this far you will be one of the select 0.0001 that qualify for the lobotomy procedure.

Then you become a mod.

You have neither the backbone ,grit, salt or sand to be a mod. Sorry. 

You can never be a mod.

To be a mod you first need to go through the necessary initiation process : First you need to agree to the surgical procedure whereby all emotion and free will is removed. Then you must  swear a blood oath of loyalty to Elrond , the owner of the site and get a tattoo on your chest that reads “Elrond in my father”

After this you will spend a week naked in a small cell with only beans and stewed prunes to eat three times a day .  You will tear posters of Bobby Fischer into small strips  to be used as your toilet paper and all the time a current mod will stand outside the door ringing a bell and shouting “SHAME....SHAME.....”

You will then be strapped to a chair and your eyelids will be kept open by mechanical means, you will be forced to watch horror movies for 96h straight before being thrown into an ice bath and then made to sleep on a mattress filled with chess pieces.

Then of course follow the beatings and insults.

After that you will be made to wash Elronds’ feet and dry it with your hair.

If you make it this far you will be one of the select 0.0001 that qualify for the lobotomy procedure.

Then you become a mod.

You forgot the 1 mile barefoot walk upon a road of chess pieces.
(tho first they make you collect a 1 mile worth of chess pieces)