<60 seconds!!!!!

U can't :(

I am now certain that the site is being run by aliens (who yodel)

For more information about staff yodelling visit: chess.com

I have proof... wait one sec...they are green with large eyes.

Thats fat people, not aliens.

So your saying staff are fat and aliens... wow!!

No, I didnt say that, I said that theyre just fat.

So... they are JUST fat.

Like fat cats... take our money and run 

Aliatties

*i better start grovelling*

*cough*

In my honest opinion... the staff on chess.com are brilliant.

Please help my good (unoffical) friend Deathwish with his vacation problems.

why the hell did u hit vacation with 60 seconds left on the clock ??

For staff... while they think about your problemo...

I'm back.

So u still can't play any games?

Let me check... could u stick your tongue out and cough... thnx.

www.chess.com/echess/game?id=81069832

this game says you are on vacation... 

so why don'y u hit the ... i'm back from Ibiza button?