How can you not see the pun?
KIESH2
RainbowRising: When I say "My Queen Is Lonely" it could be taken as my "queen" in real life. (Probably because I'm always on this chess site!!) (Edit: Oh, shoot! I forgot! I'm too much of an internet bum to have a real-life queen! There's another reason, but I shouldn't post sexist jokes on the internet . . . ;D)
Rich: It's my game against theschwitz. If it's not there, It's probably not there because I just got checkmated (Though I didn't think I was doing THAT badly.).
I just was looking at a game of mine - My king is gone! Must be a glitch . . .
Also, notice the pun. :D