Go under LEARN and CLICK. (Seriously.)
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Hi Ratatouie. Sorry I was only joking. It's good to know you. You are a popular guy here. That reversed message thing was for kco. Teehee
Anyhow, what kind problem do you have with chess? Anytime you need my help, just send me a message. I am here for you. I am not an expert but I will do what I can to help.

It was too far fetched. By the time I fetched it, I was so tired, I had to take a nap.
....am I a peep?

The mans a diamond, show some respect. especially you lower rankers
You Said, "i mean u say so under learn right ok yea sure i did that but....etc like what do you do for a living?? Please do not say you write childrens books, they'll be in trouble! Just kidding its people like you and Trysts that make this site the greatest chess site around, and don't forget me
ok peeps n peepets im serious please will u help me out on chess just a lil, i mean u say go under learn right ok yea sure i did that but u know i just dont understand it n i do try, n thx hankas for the nice comment (its such a relief being extra ordinary) although the second 1(comment that is) that made u was a lil far fetched wasnt it?? i mean im human like u i mean people give me a chance!!!