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The entire Blog section of Chess.com is gone! Is this due to V3??

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The following takes place
in the not so distant future…
sometime
between the hours
of
NINE
and
TEN P.M.
We now join
our live emergency broadcast…
already In progress…

As Connor drove toward the city of Angels
…something felt strange.
Nervously…he glanced at his watch…
and then at the large envelope,
lying on the seat next to him.
He realized that…
for SOME unknown reason…
he was being paid
a King’s Ransom
to deliver a letter.
And that his payday
would soon be more money

than he ever could have imagined.

But he still wondered if things would ever be the same...
between him and his wifey.
After all…
it had been only
a week ago
that she had claimed
$500,000 was missing
from their
joint checking account.
And although Connor had protested
that it was merely a bank error…
he resented the fact
that she had actually doubted
his ridiculous alibi.

In fact…he had even taken a second job
as a UPS driver
to make amends.
What more could she possibly ask for???!
But now…
as he turned onto the interstate…
he glanced
once again…
at the envelope.
And the
address
read:
Elenin Studios
Warehouse #13
Los Angeles, CA
90001
Attn: Elenin
Connor knew EXACTLY where that was.
After all…
he had worked there
for five of the best years
of his life.

He then made a quick right
onto a private mountain road…
which led through a massive gate…
and his mind
snapped back to his task at hand.
And that task was for Connor
to personally hand deliver
that very special envelope…
to Elenin herself!!!

It was only THEN that it suddenly hit him…
Elenin!! She was the convicted V2 Rebel!!!
And she had already been banished
from the forums.
And even Planet Earth itself…
F o r e v e r.
Yes…She was out there…
somewhere…
Far far from Earth.
So OF COURSE…
Elenin wouldn’t be at Elenin Studios!!
Nobody even knows exactly
where Elenin is!!!!

Connor immediately
jammed on the brakes
and the truck came screeching to a halt!!
And then it happened!!!
Against his better judgement…
he did something that he would soon regret
for the rest of his life…
HE
RIPPED
OPEN
THE
ENVELOPE
AND
TOOK
OUT
THE
LETTER!!!
which he then began to read, in disbelief!!

October 31 2016
Dear Elenin,
Congratulations for 1,000,000 views
on your Chess.com V3 blog!
All these views have generated
thousands of dollars
of ad revenue
for us…
for which we are eternally grateful.
And as a token
of our appreciation…
our Board of Directors
have decided
to pay you royalties!!!
Please note that our calculations
listed below
are non-negotiable
and are also
legally binding to you...
effective
upon receipt.

Page 2 of Elenin’s Royalty Letter
Calculation of Royalties
Views…………………1,000,000
X $.10 per view
= $100,000
Less: Shipping (20,000)
Less: Handling Fee (25,000)
Less: Federal Tax (55,000)
Less: State Tax (15,000)
Less: a small one-time
activation fee (5,000)
--------------
Amount that you owe: $(20,000)
===========
Please send check or money order
for $20,000.00
as soon as possible
to prevent legal action
against you.
Again…Congratulations!!!
Respectfully Yours,
ERIK
To be continued???

All these years of financial education and now the V2 Team is losing their shirts due to corporate shenanigans?

In
our
previous
episode…
Chess.com personality...
Connor
had attempted
to do the impossible…
by delivering a letter
from Erik -
the Genius behind
V3
to Elenin…
the Leader of the
V2 Revolution.

But as previously documented elsewhere…
Elenin’s coup attempt
against the Forces of V3
had ended with her capture
by Lord Enki…
and banishment from
Chess.com AND Planet Earth...
FOREVER.
It was THEN
and only then
that
Connor
realized that he
had been tricked…
So he aborted the mission
by OPENING THE LETTER HIMSELF!!!
We now return to live action…
So... is V3 ever gonna come or what?