Good Mourning V3 Lovers!!!
I am your announcer…
Vinnie Valentine
Our long time enemy…V2…
HAS FINALLY BEEN DEFEATED!!
As you may already know…
the V2 Rebel Leader…
Elenin
was defeated and captured
imprisoned…
and sent across the galaxy
to pay for her heinous crimes
against V3.
In a side note…
a well-known private investor
then purchased Elenin Studios...
for pennies on the dollar.
And NOW…
We’re making an unbelievable offer
available…
to ONE lucky viewer.
That’s right. Because the
1,000,000th viewer
on THIS blog will win
BIG!!
And here’s our very own
Candy Kane
to tell you all about it!
Thank you Vinnie.
That’s right!
Our One Millionth Viewer
Will receive our Grand Prize
and will be flown in…
to Elenin Studios in Los Angeles…
For an experience of a lifetime!!
After arriving at our facilities…
You will welcomed
by some of our staff… 
and then enjoy a delicious breakfast
with our new
V3 VP...
Then…
your personal escort…
will take you “behind the scenes”
to ALL our
movie production magic…
and show you how V2 was destroyed
by our wondrous leader Lord Enki!!
And FINALLY…
you and a friend will be whisked away
to a tropical paradise hideaway…
where YOU will then be
driven by limo…
and pampered
at the exclusive
Hotel Frontier…
a world class resort.
All food to be provided
by Erik’s
Stalemate Grocery…
Yes…All this…
and more…
can be yours!!!!
It’s EASY!!
Just be our
1,000,000th viewer!!!
(And of course be able to prove it in a court of law).
Good Luck
And
Good Bye
1,000,000th Viewer Contest Rules
WINNER must submit a non-refundable damage deposit of $5,000.
WINNER must sign a non-disclosure agreement.
WINNER must sign a last will and testament stating that upon WINNER’s untimely death,
Lord Enki will be heir to all of WINNER’s cash/property.
Elenin Studios will not be held responsible for performance of this contract.
THANK YOU FOR PLAYING AND GOOD LUCK!!!
We now return
with the exciting conclusion
of today’s episode…
After reading
Erik’s letter to Elenin…
Connor had blacked out.
Then sometime later…
just a few miles
down the road
from Elenin Studios...
a UPS truck was found…
When police arrived
at the horrific scene…
the vehicle was traced…
And it was registered
to Connor!!
The first responders used
the Jaws of Life
to slowly cut through
the driver side door.
But no one could have
survived
such a horrific accident…
so they prepared
themselves
for a gruesome sight.
So…as everyone gathered
to get their first look
into the truck…
at what EVERYONE expected
to be the lifeless
bloody body of Connor...
And the truck door
was FINALLY removed…
the inside of the truck’s cab
was finally visible…
and…
and…
and…
IT WAS EMPTY!!!
THERE WAS NO DRIVER!!!
But more importantly…
WHAT HAD
HAPPENED
TO CONNOR??!
To be continued(?)
I have no idea what happened to Connor
but knowing Erik, here's one idea of what could of, might of happened to him. 
Hi RJC!! I almost didn't recognize you!!
So Good to talk to YOU again...if that is REALLY you. 
Anyway...hey...with your guess about where Connor is...
you must have peeked at tomorrow's script.
I thought we had you sign a non-disclosure agreement! 
LIVE
from Elenin Studios
in New York
It’s the Evening News…with Candy Kane
Good Evening. I’m Candy Kane.
Our story tonight
could have potentially
devastating effects
on the world of Chess.
Sources have just reported that
late last night…V2 may have died!
If you’re a chess player…all we can say is
Try to stay calm and don’t panic.
THIS IS STILL UNCONFIRMED.
Although we do NOT have
any further information
at this time…
we will keep you informed
of any further developments.
For Elenin Studios…
This is Candy Kane.
Goodnight.
Please stay tuned for our following
regularly scheduled programs…
Good Morning.
This is Candy Kane.
The world is in mourning today
as we have just
received word that
v2 officially passed away
last night...
at 2:02 a.m. C.S.T.
Many dignitaries...
from around the world
are now said to be planning
to attend the funeral...
including the Queen...
to pay their last respects
for their old friend.
The King was said to be
shocked and saddened...
and has sent his condolences
to v2’s family.
Funeral arrangements are currently underway
as family members plan their next move.
I think I can speak
for ALL the staff
here at Elenin Studios
when I say...
We’re all going to miss v2.
This is Candy Kane.
(sobbing)
Signing off.
This is part of
Continuing coverage of
The Funeral of
V2
And is brought to you
by Elenin Studios.
We now return you to Candy Kane...
in New York.
Good Evening...this is Candy Kane.
The death of V2
has touched people
from around the globe.
We’re now showing you
some LIVE shots
of a memorial service…
held in the honor of V2.
Here’s another…
as chess players think back
on happier days...
when V2 was still with us.
But now...
we must light the funeral pyres...
all for the love
of V2.
And now…
Let’s have a moment of silence…
as we remember...
V2.
Thank you.
For Elenin Studios…
This is Candy Kane...
Goodnite
Connor just sat there in his truck…
staring out in disbelief.
He realized he had been duped.
After reading Erik’s letter…
tears had begun
to fill Connor’s eyes…
because it was now clear
what he must do.
But suddenly…
his thoughts turned
from the letter…
as his head began to spin
with memories
of happier times…
back in
his beloved
olde Scotland…
All this…
And more…
Right before he completely
blacked out!
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