NewsAnchor: What can you tell us about the intercepted email.
Eric Snowjob:
I believe that it may actually be from the APES
merely pretending to be Elenin.
But I also believe rumours about Elenin’s death are premature.
There is so much propaganda out there.
NewsAnchor:
Well...You would certainly be the one to know about that.
Thank you Eric.
This has been
a special report on the
Golden Gate Ape Crisis.
We now send our viewers
back to the network.
We interupt this program...again...
We have just received a video feed from the Ape Compound...
How I hate those IT Baboons! They just throw me out of their system, now I can´t see their Cams!!!
Whistle Blower "Social Panda" from Chess.com has just uploaded this photo, supposedly from the the Golden Gate Ape Headquarters.
We will now attempt to confirm the authenticity.
We will inform you of any further developments.
We now send you back to the Network.
They just replaced that blocked sign with this image:
I always knew that Babs was working for them. After they expelled him from university he was never the same. But he was copying in a final exam, Was I not supposed to call the teacher or what????
Maybe if I would have been nicer to him, nothing of this would have happened.
...We have just confirmed the authenticity
of the photoshoot of Elenin
at the Monkey Banquet.
Elenin is still alive
and appears to have taken the upperhand against the Apes.
We will continue to monitor the situation.
This is too stressful.
I have not get any sleep in the last 4 hours.
I should just rest now.
Elenin was doing just fine, probably she will resist some more time without external assistance.
Elenin, if you can read this:
Please, if you can enter to the Apes´ Computers Room, try to restore my access to Surveillance Cams. You would have to enter to the Server (is the one that looks like a monolith):
The last password known to work was:
user: admin pass: admin
if that doesn´t work you can try: user: admin pass: 12345
Now I´ll take my 14:00h nap.
I'm tapping into their system as I speak.
But the passwords you recommended aren't working.
I've got ONE more guess before it locks me out.
I'll give it one more shot...
C A E S A R
That was it...
I'm in.
Uploading V3 antidote...
Done.
Social Panda...
PLEASE copy antidote to an external disk and take to authorities.
PLEASE DO IT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!!
[COMMENT DELETED BY THE GOLDEN GATE APES...DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CONTACT ELENIN AGAIN...THE GOLDEN GATE APES]
NewsAnchor:
We now bring in retired NSA official…
Eric Snowjob
for his thoughts.
Eric Snowjob: Happy to be here.