u r crazy, most likely
Am I crazy or...

and so began the semiannual vigil, where every 6 months, gatherers would stare into the black holes of a jaundice-eyed cat to determine its sanity

Incidentally, he was quite possibly the first person to ever realize that the ocean is a desert with its life underground and a perfect disguise above.
DEW WUT?
...did chess.com switch the "rematch" and "new game" buttons around after you finish a game, i've been accidentally offering rematched instead of seeking new games and its annoying me...