FAIR PLAY POLICY

I AM GLAD ALL YOU EDUCATED PEOPLE CAN VENT YOUR STUFF ABOUT HOW I WRITE~I DIDNT KNOW I HAD TO HAVE PERMISSION FROM ALL YOU STUFFED SHIRTS! EXCUSE ME FOR BREATHING ARE YOU GONNA CHARGE ME FOR THAT TOO~IT IS MY PEROGATIVE TO TYPE WHAT I WANT IN WHAT EVER STYLE I WANT ~SO YOU CAN GO STICK IT

[Maybe you should study NETIQUETTE before you post anything else? - LOCKED - No point allowing this to continue.  All your topics will be locked if you continue to be rude to everyone by failing to follow netiquette - Mod.]

IN BEFORE THE LOCK!

did you managed to super glue your caplock ?

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE CAPS LOCK KEY. IF YOU HIT IT IT WILL TURN OFF THE CAPS LOCK AND YOU CAN GO BACK TO NORMAL SENTENCES WHERE YOU USE THE SHIFT KEY TO CAPITALIZE THE FIRST LETTER.

Play some unranked chess, you can pick the color.

Shouting ain't pretty.

He's right! I'm on here half the time stuck playing purple!

It's an outratge. 

143 games as black, 141 as white. Clearly a huge problem.

Caps lock tl:dr

So who here appreciates the superior physics involved in pancakes?

I've seen pics of such, in these parts.

Everytime I check the record on this complaint, that's what I get.

I don't even bother any more.

this kid actually thinks white's cool.... proly 12 years old only

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LOL!

Play the computer if you want, it doesn't abort games. :)

Turn off-ing the Caps Lock is a great idea. Better study the Netiquette.

Of the ten games showing to non-diamond members, I counted 6 Whites & 4 Blacks. 

You didn't sstudy the TurkIndoPhil sub-continent in geography class

uh..huh-huh...off topic.

Dude, you need an atlas