1OO1 Nights' Mares

The dancing Prince Shaman went into trance.....................and so TremorLance......................

"… And so danced hot fair mermaid maid Shahrazad like a mad dervish, turning and churning in the tent of the King Darkass dressed as a Bob the stocky fish-up-Bishop, made 3 wishes from magic Lantern where the 3-genii’s interned in the naval-fluffies of witches, those sons of a b… salty sandy beaches… pufffff adder, where is the ladder? (You've played that game?)

Like Esmeralda’s caress of Qusimodo and his grotesque hunch-motto, Hashimodo in dah hoodo Robin's causin.' cousin..

... as if dropped drops of her fragranced sweet sweat swayed with persuade 2 her GOAT Carlos the jackal Magnus and kinki kingish blue suede shoes glued to Cha Cha Cha Cha Chaplin champion of the ensembles of one resemble humble bumble bee -sting -bell -balls of a donk of keys- chime, in utter stutter, chachachina said Trump Tower of Power, funky punky don-key-King-kong-bundy.........

Striped bare of tease and pleasing pleads of a fleeing flee inderrr land of free prisoncell Please? Where are the keys? Said a weary grumpy Garry longing for flipping sweet-saur  Sherries dripping from her knees on the board of ill-Henry-afford was angry retort a T-model topmodel brothel cuddle fuddle… "  

                     "Water? Water? Please?" said the shaman as he came back.... with this:

Shehrzad has got to narrate 1001 puzzle-tales to save her...

..."White"marble-like skin from the chopping teeth of the Guillotine

This ... The Master's Nightmare(s)

& this is 1 of the 1OO1's:

I think this position fixes the last move dual:

Sweet! Sweet, sweet job! Geniously & wonderfully executed “facelift” @BishopTakesH7!

Never the less try to explore the original for more out-comes. During my 5 years of puzzle’ing (making almost 5-8 on daily-basis) I have only 2 puzzles that have this type of flavor, where there are many “goodies” lurking in every corner to be explored. So please explore and you shall be chess-fully rewarded in kind!

I will look closely at your solution. Thank you!

I have checked your solution more closely, and YES it is solving the duality problem on the last move. Yet, it creates another one and that is:

-          Now, the problem is, when black is NOT taking back the queen with the Knight, that white’s “dark squared” Bishop can practically engage the pawns on the locked-side of the board (Where black king is imprisoned), as 2 of them are on dark-squares, g5 & h6.

. An example:

That is subtracting from the potency of the tale conjured at the board by the Shaman in trance, since white’s promoted pieces are not in a hurry to mate the black king, since the bishop can attack the locked side with ease. 

I will be happy to see the problem B solved, if that problem was fixed. Thank you!