IF YOU SOLVE THIS YOU ARE GENIUS

Having sloved the OP-problem, let's turn it into something serious. It's now a helpmate puzzle which means that both sides cooperate to get the checkmate. Black starts, white plays 1 move and then white is checkmated! How?

THANKS SIR FOR YOUR KIND  REPLY THE WHITE PLAYS THE FIRTS MOVE IF YOU WANT TO SEE THAT YOU ARE IMPROVED SO YOU CAN PLAY BILND FOLD CHESSS 

PLS SEEE MY ALL FOURS THANKS ONCE AGAIN 

AND IF YOU WANT THE ANSWER SET THE BORD AND PRATICE IT AND IF YOU THIS YOU ARE GENIUS YOU VISTED TO MAGNUS CLUB

White cannot checkmate as they have just a king.

Ke3, then Ng2! there, I’m a genius!

I slove  many thigns.

Indeed you are a genius in playing king moves to e3 and knight moves to g2. Can you also solve this puzzle (which was the real puzzle the OP wanted to post)? Checkmate in 14 moves.

It’s not possible, when ever I do a valid move, it says ,incorrect.

Are you trolling me?

What moves are you trying?

All possible 

😖I promoted a knight, but idk what to do next

I moved the knight finally to a place that sacked tHe knight and it said correct

Solved

I am assuming you got this puzzle from the ever-popular Youtube Channel, ChessTalk? The caption of that video is legit the exact same as the title of this thread (minus the spelling error, of course). Being serious, I actually love this puzzle, because even though Black has an entire army of pieces, he still can't win -- or draw -- the game. 

You can start the puzzle with the White Pawn on h3 and mate in 15 moves.

Black cannot capture because he is moving his Pawns down the board.

How do you "slove" something?

I am often called sloven.

I be Genesis.