🐪 The Horse That Broke The Camel's Back...

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Illbtu

...Is Back! Or Was It Straw? Shortest Straw?! meh.png

Mate in VI

ShadowCellen

Nice!!

Illbtu

This is the tale of a white-headed camel that was pregnant gave birth to a black-headed camel & then the black-headed camel ate the black-headed camel... I mean the white-headed 1... nervous.png 

The moral of this tale is that camels hold a grudge 4 a long long time... there4... 4 people that hold a grudge 4, 2 long, it is like their bad (black) side is eating their (good) white-side. Do U understand that? meh.png

If not click on the  🐪👈  👈   👈    👈         👈

 

 

 

That is "B"ing the buttt of the joke! No buts 
but, BUTTTSSS... wink.png

Illbtu
Knight-King-Kool
Mate in IX
Illbtu
Ok This is the main-event 
When 🐎 = Straw, this is the the straw that finally broke the 🐪's back! 
Mate in III times VI or II times IX 
By the way, if any1 tells U that U can mate in XVII, just ignore them. 
GeorgeWyhv14

I can't solve this at all.

Illbtu
GeorgeWyhv14 wrote:

I can't solve this at all.

If you are refereeing to the last one, it takes 18 moves to come clear. It is not an easy task. However if you'll take your time, you will eventually succeed in cracking the mysteries at hand. So I wish you best of luck. 

Much obliged, for your comment. happy.png

GeorgeWyhv14

ok. Because of title I got the first move right.

Illbtu

There is light "@-the-end-of-the-tunnel", since I have made these puzzles & when even I meh.png get some of the move-orders wrongfully executed, so there would be no sin in missing 1 or 2 moves correctly. Or even clicking on the light-bulb for a small hint, her & there Nothing is wrong in doing that. We all do that from time 2 time when a move-obstacle is presenting obstinateness in giving great headaches 4 a long long time. So it is alright mate! happy.png 

BishopTakesH7

Oof, that poor black king.

Illbtu
gold.png BishopTakesH7 wrote:

Oof, that poor black king. 

At least he is not moving franticly around trying to escape a king-hunt, I have seen kings flap around aimlessly like if their royal robes had caught fire. Well he is not moving at all. He must be tranquilized or something. Well he is the butt of the joke. Or more like a hind-leg of the camel, actually. Oh... surprise.png that is why he is on his back foot, sort of speak! nervous.png

ShadowCellen

I am too lazy to figure those out lol 

Illbtu
ShadowCellen wrote:

I am too lazy to figure those out lol 

U can just push "solution" & U do not have to break a sweat. wink.png

snoozyman
🐎
Illbtu
snoozyman wrote:
🐎 = wn.png

🐪 = ? meh.png

ShadowCellen

🐪 = wq.png (camels are very strong!)

Illbtu
ShadowCellen wrote:

🐪 =  (camels are very strong!)

... & very emotional. tear.png They are just like us, they'd shed a tear or 2 when you hit them with the right tunes, when they occasionally tune in into "their" Mtv-Mongolia. Oh...man... I just love 2 B 👉"coaxed"👈! cry.png Don't U? meh.png Just sweet as a cutie pie... or any pie 4 that matters! Or even sweeter, as winning the game by a single knight of yours (beside the king of course) remaining on the board. Yummyyy... tongue.png  

ShadowCellen

Kind of didn’t get you… but yes yummy

Illbtu

Mate, If you click on the 👉"coaxed"👈 you will! 

This is the line: "Camels (she-1's) sometimes do not recognize their calf & then they (desert-court-musicians) make the camel emotionally worked up by sweet sweet Mongolian coaxing-tunes. & suddenly this barren angry mother is brought to life & is ready to suckle the calf in buckets. However sometimes the calf's pride camelizes & in fits of rage & revenge & it goes on hunger strike. So they must work on it to patch things up with mommy, & rescue Bobby Sands!"