10 best puns of 2008

...A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat when he came across two men; one was sitting under a tree reading a book while the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him proving even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp

To pun is it's own reword

Every time you make a typo, the errorists win

I used to have an unusually strong appreciation for wordplay.

but that was once a pun a time

Did you hear about the Buddhist monk that was very upset - his karma ran over his dogma. 

Puns are not funny. I'm not mad, just disappointed.

If you don't like puns then don't go on a thread about puns.  duh !!

HALITOSIS HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA