10 more indications that you may be a Patzer

1.computer instantly ABORTS whenever you try  to play a game against it

2.The inscription on  your  B'day cake  says  "Happy Resigning Day"

3.You suspect  your opponent is  a Mafia Member if he plays  the Sicilian Defense

4.Both your Bishops mysteriously end -up on the  same colored diagonal

5.Offer a draw although you are a Queen down

6.your team captain assigns  you to play on  board 13

 7   .The slip of paper inside your fortune cookie says...#

8.Fly's gather around  your head  as you begin to play

9.Result of computer analysis of your last game=LMAO

10.Wasting your time posting in Forums  when you should be working on improving your  game

.Your  computer instantly "Aborts" whenever you try to play against it

  Those who dont create,criticize.

Funny lol

(1) Computer2-medium did that to me a couple of times 😕😯😟

You think the computer program has a bug because it won't allow you to select a king when you promote a passed pawn.

You ask a guy at an OTB tournament if you should flip a coin to see who should start.

Your cat jumps onto your keyboard and scores a higher tactics training rating than you.

Your most complicated attack involves two pieces and you try excecute it 8 moves into the game.. Once it fails you just sulk for the rest of the game and never have a plan again.

The only time you pray is when playing chess but you also consider selling your soul in a bid to improve.

   Thanks Dubious-Duck for your contribution to this thread.

Thanks aglitatta for thanking me for contributing to this thread. I am normally met with pitch forks and torches when contributing to threads.

       I believe  that  many players dont want  to admit that they are "patzers". If  you dont like that moniker than do something about it.