1000 yo mama jokes

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must be appropriate!

 

1: yo mama's so fat that when people look at her they say, "I thought Paul Bunyan was dead!"

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2: yo mama's so fat that when she sat on a phone it turned into a tablet!

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NO!  :,(

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I think the bell is ringing for your next class.

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Its summer vacation.  :P

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she broke her leg, gravy poured out!

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Yo mama so fat even Santa (eating millions of cookies each year) was surprised
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yo mama so dumb that when they said order in court she asked for fries and a shake

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Yo mamas so fat she froze my phone
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yo mama so fat shes already worldwide

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Yo mama so fat, she is a citizen in ever country.
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Every*
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NOO THE DEAD THREADS ARE GETTING REVIVED

AUGHHHJH
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Yo mama so ugly and poor she doesn’t get a mirror
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Yo mama so fat that the when she went on to the weight scale, the doctor asked for her weight and not her phone number.
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yo mama so dumb when someone said to her “i will steal you heart” she called the police and pepper sprayed the man
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Your mama carries more tub than a pregananant lady

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Your momma is so stupid she Got upset and called you :" son of a b*tch"

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yo mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house

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Yo mama so old she was classmates with sir Stamford raffles
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