10000 things to do before you get old...

1940. Sit on a microwave

1941. Ride a shark. I mean a dolphin.

lol why'd you keep the part about the shark?

1942. Wear an eye patch

1944. Be in a protest whilst having absolutely no idea what the protest is about

1945. Do something somewhat productive

1946. Take a video of a bear eating honey

1947. Open a Swiss bank account.

1948. storm the wall of china with an army of llama riders

1950. Play a checkers game that uses chess pieces as checkers pieces

1951. travel back in time to 1951

1953. Squeeze 18 lemons and drink it all 

1954. eat a bag of spicy ramen spice

1956. Sleep on an acupuncture bed aka bed of nails.

1960. Watch live the NBA Championship game.

Sorry I haven't been on this list recently.

bong, try and be a little more kid appropriate, referring to 1958

1961. Write on a ping pong ball in pen

Apologies, Stew.

1963. Volunteer to serve in child care center.