1000000000 ways to tell that you're a horrible chess player

93. You think that getting adoption is good

94. You think that the king is the most worthless piece in the game

95. You think that a GM is a noob

96. You think that the title lowest rated is an accomplishment (kinda is)

97. You think that getting a rating of 100 is impossible

100. You think that losing a game gives you 100 rating points

98

99

Its ten thousandth

He edited

102. You think that 1,000,000,000 divided by 100 is 1,000,000,000 Jk

103. You think that the winning the chat is winning the game. (being toxic)

babababa 

haha

108. you scream and shout when you lose a 500 opponent

*and cry

yes

you lose on time when there is mate in 1

113.

115. you sit there and not and lose on time