meh it's ok
11 very fun facts about you

What a talented man! In addition to being ubiquitous, he is also an excellent guess! He was even able to predict micro-reactions!

My favorite, as found scrawled on a bathroom wall:
Things I Hate:
1. Vandalism
2. Lists
3. Irony
Lol nice
Fact 1:You are reading this.
Fact 2 you can’t say ‘m’ without touching your lips.
Fact 3. You just tried it.
Fact: 4 your smiling.
Fact 6. Your smiling and laughing again.
Fact 7. You did not notice that you missed fact 5.
Fact 8. You just checked it.
Fact 9.you’re smiling again
Fact 10. You did not notice that “I know 11 facts about you” is a fact.
Fact 11 if you like this, you will copy-paste this somewhere else.