200 Reasons You Lost A Chess Game
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Choking on a potato
U played a move worse than the worst move mathematically possible
U ate soo much u needed to go to the hospital, which made you forfeit
U fell off ur chair while your legs were stuck over the chair, and u bumped your head in to the ground, so hard it made a dent in the floor. And all of that while u broke ur legs
Ur opponent followed random chess rules tutorial that said to punch ur opponent and he actually punched you
31: you lost :(
