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Six_Pack_Of_Flabs

I think you all know of this thing you can put into your bio, a little thing about how you should think about your insults, but that's too heartwarming, This is the internet.

So, I've decided to rewrite it, keeping the original idea of 'you shouldn't be mean to people' but giving you an entirely different motivation.

Enjoy!

Tʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ sᴏ ᴄᴏᴏʟ? -Tʜᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ғᴀᴛ?... Sʜᴇ's actually a psycho in a fat suit, and is now coming to terminate you. -Tʜᴇ ɢɪrʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴜɢʟʏ? She was given superpowers that twisted her mind and body, and you pissed her off, so now she's out for revenge. -Tʜᴇ ʙᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛrɪpped? He has violent tendencies and has set up an elaborate neurotoxin trap somewhere in your home-better watch your step - Sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɢʟʏ sᴄᴀʀs?... We don't talk about him. Just...don't mess with him.. - Tʜᴀᴛ ɢᴜʏ ʏoᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ?... Those were tears for you. He saw your future. - Tʜᴀᴛ ᴋɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ʙᴀʟᴅ?...That was actually a 45-year-old man named Frank. Frank loves....explosives. I suggest not opening your fridge for some time.

In this world, everyone's out to get you. One wrong move, one wrong statement made to the wrong person, and you will meet your end. So I suggest being cordial.

WhitebutterYT

Lol WTH

joeltuininga

Great idea!

E1ite_Champi0n

This is wrong, the idea of this is to spread peace and make bullies regret their decisions. It is not to act like we are out to kill those who do wrong, God judges all, it is not our part.

This is not funny, it is not right.

Six_Pack_Of_Flabs
E1ite_Champi0n wrote:

This is wrong, the idea of this is to spread peace and make bullies regret their decisions. It is not to act like we are out to kill those who do wrong, God judges all, it is not our part.

This is not funny, it is not right.

Dark humor is like food

not everyone gets it

In seriousness though, in almost any case I don't think this will really have an impact on anything. The original text becomes so much of a copypasta that anyone that it would really impact would end up ignoring it. I'm not saying it's not a good idea, I think it's great, but I'm saying it's not very effective. My version is a light-hearted take on it, and Its hard to see how this would negatively impact someone. I am open to removing this if some good reasons come up, or if it violates some community guidelines, but as it stands I think it's pretty harmless and funny.

Aeacb_7221
wdym remember you? who are you?
Six_Pack_Of_Flabs

which kid? Me? I do know there are some people running around who have a similar name

MichaelO2009

Man one day I friended this guy playing 4 player chess and now every day I get one of the most random posts.

Six_Pack_Of_Flabs

Nah these are high-quality stuff idk what you're talking about