A New Dangerous Pandemic

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TheLatvianGambiteer

Be careful Chess.com members, the Ligma pandemic has unfortunately started again and is infecting people at a very fast rate. The mortality rate is 0%, so you might as well say goodbye to your family, non-existent friends, and waifu body pillow. But fear not people, for I have found a cure, the only cure that exists for this grotesque, dangerous disease. To cure this disease, one must ligma balls.

bluegrasshopper1
U a trolling?
TheLatvianGambiteer
bluegrasshopper1 wrote: U a trolling?

No, bluegrasshopper1, I am not trolling. It really sucks that this pandemic is happening at the same time Covid is. Will these Pandemics ever end. It's like when one ends, another one begins.

KillerKing0
You are trolling
mister33j

ATTENTION we have a troller

Please evacuate to the nearest topic now. This is not a drill.

TheLatvianGambiteer

I am not a troll, I don't understand how you guys don't know about this pandemic. Have you ever heard of the Multiverse Theory

TheLatvianGambiteer

I think I may have merged with your universe because when I look on the news, it says Covid is still going on, but in my universe, Covid has ended and a new disease, Ligma, has defrosted from the Antarctic glaciers and has spread around the globe.

Gymstar

whats ligma 🙃🙃

kidathome07
Dude, he explained it in post one.
Yurinclez2

it already existed before covid 19, you've just come out from the cave

StatisticalKiller
Bro it’s real Steve Jobs died of Logan
KyloAPPROVES

Seems pretty dangerous.

Mattew

Seriously ? Ligma balls ? It's even worse than the rickroll