kaynight in the beginning humiliating you was kinda fun but after the second time it become like clubbing baby seals, it was just too easy, messy and left me feeling slightly guilty. Then I discovered you are a girl and felt even worse. Months ago you predicted my down fall and claimed you were going to sell tickets to it, I kinda hoped you were holding your breath for that one. Lastly you should switch off auto correct because 'Pharaoh' is spelled way differently.
A plea to members: stop calling me a troll
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@rjc I was tied to a chair and a guy walked in with the word 'rights' tattooed on his right hand. He gave me rights alright but never read anything. The toilet paper was 40 grit sand paper with the bill of rights printed on it.
Whip_Kitten wrote:
You know, between giving your wife a "surprise," and riley saying you are what you eat, you all are making posting a response very difficult for Snow White.
don't pretend to be so innocent.
Sitting-Duck wrote:
kaynight in the beginning humiliating you was kinda fun but after the second time it become like clubbing baby seals, it was just too easy, messy and left me feeling slightly guilty. Then I discovered you are a girl and felt even worse. Months ago you predicted my down fall and claimed you were going to sell tickets to it, I kinda hoped you were holding your breath for that one. Lastly you should switch off auto correct because 'Pharaoh' is spelled way differently.
it doesn't matter that the tool in question is a woman.
yeah, kaynight sucks.
wow....that is even weaker than your usual tea bag in the Atlantic ocean stuff, you should meet pineconehenry you are both slow learners and clearly unteachable.
Pariah is actually a real word. Hey, bad news duckman. Turns out those eggs you're sitting on are really just massive and necrotic hemorrhoids. Grim outlook, really. But, you can finally stand and take your final bow with dignity.
Aaawwww...too cute, I just knew you two would hit it off.
Pine....see I know 'pariah' is a real word, your girlfriend tried to insult me but notice how ' pharaoh' ( which describes me pretty accurately) almost sounds and looks like ' piriah' so for me it was a small leap of cunning and exceedingly witty word play to change your girl's message into something of worth. For you it clearly represents an uncrossable chasm of mental maneuvering. Once you have to explain these things it just takes the spark out of them but I will do it this once for you.
It doesn't really. And two etymological origins to boot. Looks more like Squirming-Duck to me...
Pinecone...you have made 4300 attempts at tactics trainer and I am still 7 points ahead of you before a single attempt you should learn from that.
Oh look! One of your seeds of truth just sprouted, and then instantly began begging for death. Keep em coming ducky.
OK, so in conclusion: I think this thread has served its purpose , there can be little doubt now that I am not a troll but a productive cc member who contributes to the site in a most positive manner.
Looking back on my career I can say my time in Azkaban has really opened my eyes. There is a dire need for firm but fair leadership and guidance and with the help of staff and my fellow members I intend to contribute in a manner that will make the cc experience more pleasant for everybody.
Your humble servant
Sitting Duck
an odd duck
it doesn't matter how small it was, a smile is a smile and further proof of my positive contributions.
Instead of always complaining, being negative and talking down to people you should try making somebody smile kaynight you might even end up feeling better about yourself.
Stop beating a dead horse, or a dead duck, whatever... :pppppp
Suman3 you have posted twice now on my threads and both times you have shown wisdom and insight way beyond your years. You remind me a little of that Japanese girl on here who's name I cannot remember but who is also awesome only in a totally different way. I spoke to her once and the next day I found animals had lost their fear of me. I also got 3miles more per gallon of gas. I wish I could remember her name.
kaynight wrote:
Must have been a small smile..He struggles to form any thoughts.
no, duck is one of the wittiest members here. i contrast this with your posts, which are usually lame one liners.
duck is right. try helping someone tomorrow, it'll make you feel better.
Sitting-Duck wrote:
@Al...I met borat and several others that went missing from the forums. In the lower dungeons I found Haywood, now but a shadow of his former self. He taught me how to catch rats and cook them over candles we made from ear wax. The slop they gave us to eat was something terrible ,it was ironic that I landed in prison after suggesting in the most diplomatic of ways that German traditional food smells so bad it should be banned from consumption by any player a week before any otb tournament.
That dates you to have been lurking around here a lot longer than 11/7/2015 when you joined.
@Al...I met borat and several others that went missing from the forums. In the lower dungeons I found Haywood, now but a shadow of his former self. He taught me how to catch rats and cook them over candles we made from ear wax. The slop they gave us to eat was something terrible ,it was ironic that I landed in prison after suggesting in the most diplomatic of ways that German traditional food smells so bad it should be banned from consumption by any player a week before any otb tournament.