I only have third-party cookies and I doubt you like those. Would you prefer some spam?
A post a day keeps the mods away?
Then write an essay, sell it to a pretentious philosopher wannabe, and proceed to buy candy with the money gained through the scam/transaction.
friccin high schools
well at least i only have to write one now
i just realized that i didnt have to apply to all the programs lmao
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Just a joke!!!!!!!
But is it actually true!?
One way or another, yesterday was Halloween, and some people didn't go trick-or-treating. They are lacking their Halloween candy! Please, give them candy, to feed their hungry, candiless stomachs.
Pictures of candy are welcome. Or online cookies, or trophies!!!!!