A Pretty Peculiar Pizza Place (RP)

“Bob, he’s on vacation right now.”

Ivan wakes up with another hangover, stacking with the one he used to have (this is totally realistic, trust me bro) and causing an extreme amount of discomfort, to put it mildly. He moves all around the kitchen, eventually even moving behind the ovens.

He cannot go behind the ovens through the kitchen, they’re on a wall

huh interesting

Ivan beats the ovens and the wall behind them with a rolling stick while in his pain-induced stupor.

HEY IVAN WHY YOU DOING THAT

The ovens and walls are impossible to damage

”IVAN, AGAIN? THIS IS THE FIFTH TIME”

"Is not my fault, is fault of alcohol for giving pain, and-"

Ivan winces at the onslaught of a headache and keels over.

“Here”

*gives him more headache pills than is healthy*
”that should help”

Ivan takes a look at them, then swallows them all at once, and downs them with a swing from a beer bottle.

"Is Ivan that drunk?"

*Howie drops another pizza dough on the floor. He picks it up quickly.*

Five second rule!

You feel ever so slightly more pain

As you drop it a bunch of bugs form around it, waiting until the five seconds end, but sadly you pick it up before they can legally hop on

Suddenly a guy named Barack Obama And says he escaped prison

No

*I wake up inside one of the ovens Ivan tried to attack*

"Ow..."

*about to turn the heat up on that over*

“huh, what’s that noise?”

*muffled exclamation*

*Howie gets a pizza to deliver. He goes over to the delivery map on the wall and stares at it in bewilderment wondering which way is north.*